It is becoming clear that these people really do believe that I am somehow the reincarnation or product of Jack Marvel Whiteside Parsons. While I cannot recall all of the signs that suggest this, I can recount a few:
- Christmas Gift of Jack Daniels
- Christmas Gift of Jack Daniels
- Christmas Gift of Jack Daniels fermented with Macadamia nuts
- Person I do not know, describing me as "Marvelous"
- Purchase of a "Bottle Jack" hydraulic jack
- The character "Jack" on Will and Grace and his famous "Just Jack" signature
- A non-solicited employment offer from Jack-in-the-Box corporate offices
- Appearance of a blue, USB car lighter adapter that resembles a rocket/space capsule
- Discovery of a Far Side cartoon inside a Samsonite briefcase on "It's Not Rocket Science"
- The similarity between the cartoon rocket ship and the area where Steve Rivard was murdered
- The lyrics "And Pheobe and Jack, Jackie-O" from the B-52s song "52 Girls"
- Dave Jackson's changing his name to the mononymous moniker "Jackson"
- Michael Jackson's murder on June 26, the birthdate of Andy Woodhouse of Rosemary's Baby
- Union Jack flag shown on walls of many adult porn's I've seen
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